These all happened in real life. Read them and laugh:
Scenario 1:
You're at a wild party. Everyone is having fun and are drinking their guts out. You spy a cute guy across the room. You're thinking , “Well, I might have a chance with him so I might as well go for it!' With your best smile and your sexiest strut, you went over to his space when, as you get closer his face becomes more and more familiar. You ignore your doubts blaming it on the tenth shot of vodka you've had since the party started.
“Hey stranger, wanna be really good friends for tonight? My car is waiting...”
Then to your surprise you now realize why the guy looks so familiar...
It's your cousin Leroy and ugh, you just hit on him. AWKWARD!
Scenario 2:
You're in class doing a writing essay. You really wanted to finish your work before the class ended but you've just taken your cold medicine. You feel your eyes drooping and your head slowly falling on your desk.
You start to feel a warm sticky liquid on your arm. And then you realized it's drool. And there are all these eyes looking back at you with questioning looks. And then you realized you slept through your class and continued to doze until the next class to occupy your room arrived. AWKWARD!
Scenario 3:
Your boyfriend are doing some pretty heavy makeout season on the couch. You're feeling really hot and sexy because it's both you're first heavy makeout season together. You got so into the mood that you didn't notice that you forgot to lock your door and there's your dad, with his hands to his waist and his face turning bright red with anger. AWKWARD!
